{"product_id":"kittyquest","title":"KittyQuest","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour cat is on a quest whether it knows it or not.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eKitty Quest is a five-page tabletop role-playing game with exactly one player character: the cat already asleep on your desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePrint it, leave it on the counter, and keep score as the day unfolds. A perfect loaf earns XP. So does a toppled glass of water, a gift of a sock, and a full minute of unblinking eye contact. Pick a class (the Loafer, the Gremlin, the Monarch and three more), spend six trait points across Chonk, Menace, Wisdom, Floof, Zoom and Bond, and shade in the Journey as your cat climbs eight levels from Whiskered Initiate to Void Sovereign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThen there is the Bestiary. The vacuum. The empty bowl. The cat next door. The vet. Roll a die, add your cat's traits, and find out whether this is the week your cat finally beats the carrier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you get:\u003c\/strong\u003e five printable letter-size pages. How to Play, the Hero Card and six classes, the Journey XP tracker, the Deed Ledger, and the Bestiary. Instant download. Print as many as you have cats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you need:\u003c\/strong\u003e a pencil, a d6, d8, d10 and d12 (or any dice app), and one (1) cat, just doing what it does best.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ParadoxPort","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54465145962829,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/8925\/3197\/files\/Screenshot2026-08-05145517.png?v=1785938199","url":"https:\/\/www.paradoxport.com\/products\/kittyquest","provider":"ParadoxPort","version":"1.0","type":"link"}